Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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