Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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