Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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