I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
and she was petting her beer can
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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