best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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