Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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