I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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