I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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