just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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