i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I know her cup size but not her name....
Help. Why am I so naked?
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