Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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