What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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