id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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