she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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