the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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