He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize
