...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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