we're blogging at a bar
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
