Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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