The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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