i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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