i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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