isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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