In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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