This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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