I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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