Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
