How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My dick has a subreddit
i now understand why vodka
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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