dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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