New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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