you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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