Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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