There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Randomize
