is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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