Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
