Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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