You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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