Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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