what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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