Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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