I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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