Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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