Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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