Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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