Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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