haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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