That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
ok first of all what the fuck
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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