found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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