We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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