ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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