so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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