Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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