I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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