I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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