3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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