there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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